Buddy vs. Palin (according to Alex)
buddy actually has a very extensive, complicated and prudent
fiscal economic bailout plan including a stimulation package, middle class tax
cuts, tax hikes for people making over $275Gs, a job retraining program, an
alternative energy program, and a whole bunch of other special
initiatives:
- free doggy bones for everyone (paid for by the
gov't)
- health program (every U.S. citizen must own a dog and walk
the dog 3-4 times outside for exercise)
- foreign policy "Budman" doctrine -- buddy will smell foreign
leaders and decide whether they can be trusted. Works better than looking in
their eyes to see their souls
- Supreme court - the first canine appointee to the Supreme
Court is a guarantee. If Scalia gets out of line at any time, he gets chewed out
-- literally
- Lobbyist reform package -- a pack of wild dogs will descend
on Washington and have one order and one order only, smell a lobbyist -- attack
until dead
Buddy was very specific about all of these policies. I'm going
to be his campaign manager if he'll let me. He's really a tremendously smart
beagle.
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